Of The Dead: DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!! (Update: purchased!)
Ceci n’est pas une pipe: not the version you might have known.
Hypotamoose: Totally Need This. (Update: purchased!)
Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems: I have much desire for this tshirt.
Stabby McKnife: Need I say more?
We’ll be safe in this dark creepy barn: See Zombie, above.